There are 4 guys standing on a bridge. A Chinese guy, Russian guy, Mexican guy, and an American guy. The Chinese threw off noodles. They all...
There are 3 girls on a island. They are blond, brunette and a black haired. After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says. I...
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that...
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
Some ecclesiastical gentlemen a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up. He finally...
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the...
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest b*lls I have ever...