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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m...
An Australian asks a travel agent what’s the cheapest possible vacation to London that lets him see everything. “I have a whole evening in Dubai on...
I paid a visit to an art gallery today and saw an exquisite piece of art. It was of a fox. Every stroke on the painting...
Today I went to the children’s daycare for my first day of work there. When I walked in a kid asked if he could have an...
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My buddies and I where out for a night on the town. We ended up at a high end bar with a dress code. All my...
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he...
Nurse: “Do you have siblings?” Me: “Yes, a younger brother.” Nurse: “Does he have any medical issues?” Me: “He broke his finger on his right hand...
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a...
My son’s teacher has been giving him poor marks for grammar. At a parent-teacher conference, she was really lording it over me. “You know, I consulted...