One day, a park ranger stopped by my house and knocked on the door. I opened it, and he came inside. He asked me if I...
A man came home from work and settled down in his favorite chair in front of the TV and said to his wife “quick bring me...
An Irishman is out of work and decides to go to a construction site and apply. The foreman is an older English fellow who doesn’t care...
My general was making so damn angry by giving me extra work. So i started thinking of a way to get back at him. So i...
A little boy wished for 10 ping-pong balls for his 10th birthday. When he turned 11 he wished for 11 ping-pong balls. This continued every year....
A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil...
I went to a Dynamo show the other day… I went to a Dynamo show the other day with my mom and dad. We were sat...
I went to a Dynamo show the other day… I went to a Dynamo show the other day with my mom and dad. We were sat...
A kid asks his father “Dad whats politics?” “Politics? Well, consider our home. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mother is...
A Prisoner is digging a tunnel out of prison He is slowly making progress day by day, but with just a spoon for a shovel it...