A guy is eating breakfast with his wife…. When he hears a knock at the door, he gets up and opens the door and sees two...
A Londoner meets a stereotypical American redneck The redneck tells him: “Why don’t y’all like guns? They’re completely safe! See, I have mine in my safe...
I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day… and I noticed how in his hand he held a one hundred dollar bill. Interesting,...
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat...
A German officer watches over his outpost during the Great War. He’s polishing his handgun when one of his soldiers below sounds the alarm. Down he...
A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly… …they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s...
One day, a park ranger stopped by my house and knocked on the door. I opened it, and he came inside. He asked me if I...
A man came home from work and settled down in his favorite chair in front of the TV and said to his wife “quick bring me...
An Irishman is out of work and decides to go to a construction site and apply. The foreman is an older English fellow who doesn’t care...
My general was making so damn angry by giving me extra work. So i started thinking of a way to get back at him. So i...