A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls...
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand...
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” it...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone But discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son Little Johnny to...
There was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from...