Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping. To pass the time he decided to go fishing...
Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them started complaining about his family problems. After listening for a...
Little Johnny is riding with his Uncle Bob in his new Mercedes. Johnny points at the star emblem on the front and asks, “Uncle Bob, what’s...
A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. “Doctor, I can’t get a date, no one will go out with me.” In a very thick...
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned...
Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish,...
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could...
A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. The man...
One day an old lady walked into the doctor’s office and was shown into a room. When the doctor came in and asked what the problem...
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...