Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.” “But I could...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She explains that humans are the only animals that can stutter. A little girl in the...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty...
A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse. “I’ve been stung by...
A Japanese, a Russian, a Filipino, and an American went to test the magic swimming pool that turns the waters into any substance of your choice...
A MAN IS LYING ON THE BEACH WEARING NOTHING BUT A CAP OVER HIS CROTCH A WOMAN PASSING BY REMARKS IF YOU WERE ANY SORT OF...
Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...