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A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbours, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops....
Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is...
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business...
A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had...
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the bar stool,...
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a...
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ” I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban,...
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc...
A dentist ran out of an aesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing...