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A dentist ran out of an aesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. “Oh, I really...
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect....
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...
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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went...
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...
Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and were totally plastered. The first guy said, “Hey, I’ll bet you...