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A man runs to the doctor and says: “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks: How long was...
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps...
A Doctor recently had a patient “drop” in on him for an unscheduled appointment. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The aged...
Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into...
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...