A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears were badly burnt and red. “What happened?”...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One...
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he’s okay. “No, I’m...
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town....
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, “Six shots? What’s wrong?” “I found out my older brother...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he...
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender...
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, “Well go...