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A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my tool self practice. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?” His customer answers in...
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Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
A lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the lady said to the young man, “My mouth...
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