A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience....
Two guys in a bar are discussing “positions” so one tells the other, “Well my favorite is the rodeo!” and the other says, “What’s the rodeo?”...
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to have lovemaking with him for the past six months. The doctor tells...
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give...
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the protection display, and the boy asks, “What’s are...
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...