Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can I get you a drink?” The girl replied, “Certainly.” Carl then...
The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed...
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband...
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched...
Billy walks into class late. His teacher says, “Billy, do not walk into class late again.” The next day Billy crawls into class late once again....
A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t yet bought her a...
Two man were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...