Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
A lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the lady said to the young man, “My mouth...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
Two Polish guys were talking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down...
A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4 and 5 year-olds. She was making it as vivid...
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.” Paul...