A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, “We have five million Walter Smiths....
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the...
A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over...
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and...
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male...
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone....
One of my best friends is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and...