A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with...
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop,...
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman...
“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and...
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing....
Two nuns are running away from a bear, who is gaining on them. “Do you think we’ll be able to outrun him, Sister?” one of the...
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature”. Her question...