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Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in...
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies,...
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that...
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!”...
A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I...
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of...
Miss Anna bell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy’s mansion...
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