A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came...
There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says,...
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his...
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says “Hillary, I know you’re ‘somebody’ down on Earth, but up...
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A...
One day, a man was walking down the street when he saw a genie lamp in a nearby alley. Excitedly, he picked it up and rubbed...
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be...
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in...
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies,...
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that...