Two very elderly men were having a conversation about love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!”...
A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I...
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of...
Miss Anna bell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy’s mansion...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything...
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The...
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,...