Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands...
Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the...
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says....
A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but...
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how...
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man...
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He...