Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how...
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man...
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2...
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall...
A woman goes away on vacation and has her brother watch her cat. On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things...
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to...