A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2...
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall...
A woman goes away on vacation and has her brother watch her cat. On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things...
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to...
A man was having marital problems. So he went to his shrink. The shrink says, “When you get home, throw down your briefcase, run to her,...
Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known...
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to...