A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to...
A man was having marital problems. So he went to his shrink. The shrink says, “When you get home, throw down your briefcase, run to her,...
Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known...
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to...
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until...
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how...
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it”, he...
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar,...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...