Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until...
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how...
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it”, he...
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar,...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the...
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’ Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m...
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed however, that...
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he...
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,”...