A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight...
A panda walks in to a restaurant. The panda orders his meal. And he eats it. The waiter comes back and hands him the check and...
I was out fishing yesterday. When I heard a soft voice saying “osculation me, Then I will turn into your faithful mistress. I looked down and...
Tommy is a really forgetful man. It’s not that he hasn’t had any experiences in life, he just forgets many of them. He needed a new...
Dave is in the court because of domestic violence. “These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge. “Is this true?” “Yes,”...