A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,”...
An woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked....
A man sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around...
A Western Buddhist woman was in India, studying with her teacher. She was riding with another woman friend in a rickshaw like carriage, when they were...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees...
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to...
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her...
A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under...