The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked....
Two men take a short cut through the cemetery late at night… And decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Right in the middle of...
What’s more, the pig, expertly manoeuvring the sheep into a pen, Has only three legs. “Excuse me,” says the man to the farmer, “But why has...
I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She...
While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To his...
He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” The passenger asks, “Who?” The cabby explains, “Frank Feldman. He’s...
While teaching religion class. One morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…...
Would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and...
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time. Found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began nervously, preparing herself for...