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One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat “you lived...
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice. He starts sawing a...
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house....
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...