A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house....
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter...
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years anything...
A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slowly. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?”...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb...
A mother is walking with her five-year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast...