Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The...
During their vocabulary session. The teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious. So the teacher asks, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”...
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, He had never been taught the old secrets, And when he looked at the sky, He...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
On his way to the protest site he sees. One guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing...
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She...
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club. one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs,...
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am...
Two factory workers are talking. The woman said, “I know how to get some time off from work!” “How?” asked the man. “Watch this,” said the...
I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The agent verbally...