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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight...
A panda walks in to a restaurant. The panda orders his meal. And he eats it. The waiter comes back and hands him the check and...
I was out fishing yesterday. When I heard a soft voice saying “osculation me, Then I will turn into your faithful mistress. I looked down and...
Tommy is a really forgetful man. It’s not that he hasn’t had any experiences in life, he just forgets many of them. He needed a new...
Dave is in the court because of domestic violence. “These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge. “Is this true?” “Yes,”...
I pull up at a gas station in broad way to get a water. As I got out now. I can’t make this up. I noticed...
Three nuns are traveling in a bus when it crashes… All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates,...
Two armadillos are walking through Sahara. Above them, a flock of anvils is flying. “Where are you folks flying to?” First armadillo asks. “To Morocco” replies...
I burped a few times and the driver looked at me in his rear view mirror. “It’s £40 if you throw up on my seats.” I...