While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To his...
He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” The passenger asks, “Who?” The cabby explains, “Frank Feldman. He’s...
While teaching religion class. One morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…...
Would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and...
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time. Found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began nervously, preparing herself for...
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from...
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, Finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, Will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”...