Two factory workers are talking. The woman said, “I know how to get some time off from work!” “How?” asked the man. “Watch this,” said the...
I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The agent verbally...
A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Soon a Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out. That the truck was...
One day, he told his problem to a friend he worked with at Walmart. His friend told him, “There is a possibility to make the truck...
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he is greeted by one of the angels who says, “Come with me, and I will...
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show. The...
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,...
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of...