would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter...
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well,” replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader...
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of...
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber. The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently...
Little Johnny failed law & decided to make a deal with professor. Little Johnny: sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: yes. Little Johnny; if...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of...
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave...
A Guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the...