There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make...
The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill...
She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where she is greeted by a banker. “Hi, Sir. I would like to take out a...
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and...
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave...
A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up. The RJ said, “Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do...
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist...
His workmates realized that they would have to be the ones to inform his widow of his passing. They trooped over to Patrick’s cottage at the...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...