A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work c*cktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & young woman entered. She was so striking that the man...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came...
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water,...
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles...
when an older man in the crowd was heard saying, “Peanuts Popcorn Cracker Jack.” Castro didn’t break his stride but a few minutes later, a second...