A Guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the...
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, “Can you tell me how...
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man...
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has...
He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card. He needs to get it back, but he got so drunk...
“There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said, “You must park your cars...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
My neighbour was working in his yard. When he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in...
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were...