A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real...
Fred was very old, sick, and doctors said he would not dying. Fred was at home in his bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor...
The guy decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork...
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all...
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.”...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground. So large that they can’t see the bottom...