Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor...
The guy decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork...
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all...
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.”...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground. So large that they can’t see the bottom...
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a...
Something that this captain knows all too well. A ship was traveling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching...
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says...