A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground. So large that they can’t see the bottom...
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a...
Something that this captain knows all too well. A ship was traveling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching...
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While...
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because...
At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack:...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...