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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
The prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs Williams, do you know who I...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, call girl and even murder!” The...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through...