So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, call girl and even murder!” The...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through...
A naturalistic doctor opens up a wellness clinic He puts a sign outside that says ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100.’...
The guy examines the dog’s collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home. The dog follows him into the house, goes...
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”...
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him...