A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree...
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St....
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery,...
A bright young executive had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech firm. The CEO who was stepping down met with...
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three large bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his...
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back. ”Well,”...
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning,...
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will...