A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe...
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. After a few hours just lying about, the smaller one turned to the bigger one and...
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A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday...
A small town man decides to go to the city. He’s a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on...
I’ve lived a few years in my home, and the pretty neighbor next door and I always flirted with each other, despite her being married. One...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney...
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...