A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a politician happened to appear. The politician took the opportunity to schmooze the good...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop...