There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been...
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an...
Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
When God created the donkey, he said: “You’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry in your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is...