The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a...
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of the Granville Christian Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again...
A guy dies and ends up in hell. He meets Satan who says, “Don’t worry. We actually have a lot of fun here. Do you like...
They are sitting in the waiting room talking about why they are there. The first one tells the others, “Well, it’s so sad, I’m here because...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
Following Smith’s physical, Dr. Bernard sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter… another bill, and...
Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor – I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him...
A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him, “Do you know how to use the equipment?” “Yes,” the...
A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the menus. Agent: “Certainly,...
An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences: “So I bought this yacht that could carry fifty people...