Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home...
Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was. The girl’s...
A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...
“I will answer one question for you.” The woman thinks and then asks “How long will I live?” You will live to be 101.” God answers...
A substitute teacher gets a job in the city. In the lesson of the day the the teacher begins talking about farm animals and finds himself...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old blonde woman because her hand signals were confusing. “First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, then...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are...