An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, “Madam,...
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..”...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating...
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband...
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast...
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?” “Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from...