Frank came into work late one day and his boss was noticeably upset: “You’ve been late almost every day this month! You’re fired unless you give...
On the first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favourite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and...
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the...
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It...
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, “Madam,...
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..”...