A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating...
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband...
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast...
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?” “Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from...
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the...
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work...
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately...
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on...