A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So...
The new bride went crying to her mother. “Mamma, I can’t get my husband to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, but...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren...
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn’t bend...