A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?” The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but...
A man visiting a doctor says, “Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment.” The doctor replied, “But you...
Mr. Johns goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you....
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home...
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient...
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and...
A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: “Do you...