A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will...
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the...
A blonde was with her husband shopping and she decided that they would shop in different parts of the mall. They meet in the middle 2...
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My...
Sister Margaret was a model nun all of her life, until she was called to get her just rewards. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint...
Still perspiring with fear, the hunter told the friend back at camp, “Here I was with this thirteen-foot grizzly hot on my tail, snorting hard and...