A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a...
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the...
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! You must have had...
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says “I’m not very...
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
Bill and Hilary were driving through Little Rock, and when they passed by a gas station a big man yelled ‘Hi Hilary’ and Hilary said ‘Hi...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any love in quite some time. She was afraid she...
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened...