Little Johnny wanted $100 for a new bike and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter asking for...
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her. “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she...
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man’s tooth. ‘No way! No needles. I hate...
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he...
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die....
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady....
Ole was to learn skydiving. He was told that shortly after jumping out of the plane he was to pull the short rip cord and that...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food...