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An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So...
The new bride went crying to her mother. “Mamma, I can’t get my husband to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, but...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren...
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...