A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn’t bend...
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will...