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Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My...
Sister Margaret was a model nun all of her life, until she was called to get her just rewards. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint...
Still perspiring with fear, the hunter told the friend back at camp, “Here I was with this thirteen-foot grizzly hot on my tail, snorting hard and...
A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a...
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the...
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! You must have had...
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says “I’m not very...
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
Bill and Hilary were driving through Little Rock, and when they passed by a gas station a big man yelled ‘Hi Hilary’ and Hilary said ‘Hi...