This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and sacks him on the back...
A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven,...
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better,” he replies. “I’ve got an...
A Jesuit was out for a drive and crashed into another car, only to discover that the other driver was a Franciscan. “It was my fault,”...
Little Johnny was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and then turn to the crowd,...
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But, Officer,” the man protested, “I can explain.” “Be quiet,” ordered the officer....
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
Rabbi Levy had to spend time in a Catholic hospital. He became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....