A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still...
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always...
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout...
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained...
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
He: Haven’t we met before? She: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic. He: Is this seat empty? She: Yes, and this one will...
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...