There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he...
An old doctor went way out to the boon-docks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a tale of two cities and she gave birth...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God,...
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The barkeeper...
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at...
Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of...
One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and he accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge into the cold water below. Three 10 year old boys...
When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. ‘I want to talk about...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...