A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get...
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down...
A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still...
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always...
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout...