A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad...
After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and...
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!” “I’ve been circumcised.” the...
On the first day of third grade, Little Johnny’s teacher was conducting a game to break the ice for the new students. The appointed student was...
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator...
Two Buddies were drinking in a bar one night and had became extremely drunk. One guy was so drunk that he had got sick all over...
The Perfect Man. The perfect man is gentle never cruel and never mean he has a beautiful smile and keeps his face so clean. The perfect...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. He said, I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a...