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A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
He: Haven’t we met before? She: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic. He: Is this seat empty? She: Yes, and this one will...
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his...
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. “Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you...
One day, a bear walks into a bar. He sits down at the counter, and the bartender comes over. “What’ll it be?” asks the bartender. “I’ll...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and...
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...