Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it was the stupidest thing he’d ever done in his life. Who...
A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it,...
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon....
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and...
John hoisted his beer mug and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top...
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...